Administrative Stupidity is the Cause of Corruption

'The fake heroes industry'

Khrushchev says: Comrade Joseph Stalin called me ... and said, "Come to my office quickly, Yanikita, there is a big conspiracy!"

I arrived and we had a group of ministers with us.

And Stalin said, "Nikita comrade, we have a tire factory. And this factory is a gift from the American Ford company. It has been producing tires for years and in good shape.

However, suddenly ... about six months ago, this plant started producing tires that explode after a few kilometers and no one knows the reason.

I want you to go to the factory immediately to discover what is the reason."

I arrived at the factory and started the investigation immediately, and the first thing that caught my eye was the wall of heroes at the entrance to the factory. On this wall, pictures of the best workers and administrators who worked hard and actively within a month were displayed.

Investigations began directly from the administration to even the smallest worker.

None of them knew the mission.

I decided to sleep in the lab to solve this mystery. I woke up early in the morning and stood at the first production line and followed one of the tires from scratch until it left the factory and I was frustrated.

Everything was normal, everything was correct, and everything was perfect, but the tire exploded after a few kilometers!!!

I gathered the engineers, workers, and administrators, brought the plans, and contacted the American engineers ... Yet we did not reach a solution.

I analyzed the raw materials used in the manufacture of that tire. The analysis proved that they are very excellent and are not the reason at all. 

And the tire exploded for no reason.

I was frustrated ... and felt helpless... 

As I was walking in the factory; the wall of heroes caught my eye in the lab. At the top of the heroes list was one of the engineers ... I noticed that this engineer had been at the top of the list for six months, that is, since these tires began exploding for no reason.

I could not sleep. 

I called this engineer to my office immediately for an investigation, and I told him "Please explain to me, comrade, how did you manage to be the production champion for six consecutive months?"

He said: "I was able to save millions of rubles for the factory and the state."

I said: "How did you do that?"

He said, "I simply reduced the number of metal wires in the tire, and thus we were able to save hundreds of tons of metal every day."

Here, I was very happy because I finally found out about solving the mystery, and I called Stalin immediately and explained to him what had happened, and after a minute of silence, he said, literally:...."Now, where is this idiot's body buried?"

I quickly responded, "Actually, Comrade I did not execute him ... I will send him to Siberia because people will not understand why we are executing a production hero."

In fact, it does not have to be the corrupt and thieves that harm and destroy us. Being Stupid is Enough.

Some put idiots in important positions and innovate ways of honoring them while the country collapses around everyone.

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