What is Evolution, they asked?
Skylark Àràbà answered;
Can you take away Ìwó from a Nightingale?
Can you take away Aró from Agbé?
Can you take away Osùn from Àlùkò?
Can you take away Ṣẹṣẹ-Ẹfun from Lekeleke?
Abomination!! You cannot propitiate Ifá with a one-eyed goat!!
Abomination!! You can never propitiate Òrìṣà with burnt kola nuts!
Abomination!! A dog must never eat kolanut!
Oh, he delivered Paul & Silas,
Even Daniel in the Lion’s Den,
The white egret bird has finally met the yellow canary-
Resurrection of the malaynigh Phoenix;
Night vision like the nocturnal owl;
Mohammad flies in the Nest,
Abdullah flies in Congo,
Witchy fly for Congo,
Ẹiyẹlọrdṣ fly for Nest-
Hummingbirds in Colombia,
Kiwis in Timberland,
Aviary in Olúyọ̀lé,
Jeffery at Igídádúró,
Àkàlàmàgbò & Longevity,
There’s a Skylark bird from Àràbà;
Now World Canary Babylonigh;
From a bloody Homo-Sapien,
Then a RAT,
Then a skylark was hatched in Àràbà,
Pronounced an Ibaka in Babylonigh!
Oh, you glorious Canary birds;
Y’all are the Mouthpieces of Jáàku-Jáàku,
What is Evolution they asked again;
Iṣú paradà o di Iyán,
Àgbàdo paradà o d' ẹ̀kọ,
Ẹ̀kọ paradà o d'ere,
Ere paradà o d'ọ̀dàn,
Ò̩dán paradà o di ẹiyẹ kékeré kan sí inú igbó-
I know of a Flamingo 🦩 in Acacia,
He became a Nightingale in Babylonigh;
From a bloody Homo-Sapiens;
To a full fledge bird,
Charles Darwin cannot teach me the theory of evolution;
Darwin himself is a Homo-Sapiens
Ọmọ ilé ìwé n fa Teačher ni ẹ̀wù ya!
Albeit I know that every Air-force was once a civilian.
By the way,
We have a Specie in Babylonigh;
HS Name Fìjàbí!
Your blog was absolutely fantastic!
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