Like Taking Candy from a Baby — Cheikh Anta Diop against Pseudoscience

Book Summary of The African Origin of Civilization: Myth or Reality.

The world was very different in the late 19th century with Egyptology and Near Eastern studies dominated by a lot of committed practitioners of pseudoscience deciding what was taught as world history, Egyptology, and African History! Enter Cheikh Anta Diop, a scholar armed with wit, sarcasm, and a brutal determination to expose some of the worst pseudoscientific ideas that were, quite literally, taught as fact. Diop didn’t just debunk these myths; he shredded them with facts that were as clear as daylight. Here are eight of the most laughably absurd ideas Diop dismantled — the kind that will make you wonder how anyone ever took them seriously.

(1). Polygenic Theory

The notion that humans evolved separately in multiple places — Africa for Black people, Europe for white people, Asia for Asians — was once all the rage. Essentially, this idea claimed that different races are almost separate species. Diop laid waste to this with genetic and fossil evidence showing all humans share an African origin. Imagine believing that different races were so biologically different they weren’t the same species. That’s like saying blacks, whites and Mongloids are as different as dogs, cats, and birds in contradiction to fossil evidence and sticking these absurdities into textbooks.

(2). The Scandal of Craniometry

Here’s a classic: comparing skulls to determine intelligence, often by using conveniently chosen samples. In the European craniometry craze, researchers compared the skulls of wealthy Europeans with… wait for it… impoverished, malnourished African individuals. It’s the equivalent of comparing a race car to a scooter and calling the scooter inferior for not being as fast. Diop exposed these skewed samples, showing that craniometry was more about reinforcing racist hierarchies than real science.

(3). Racial Theories of Intelligence

The idea that intelligence is linked to race has about as much credibility as horoscopes. Diop laughed at this “science” that somehow always ended up ranking Europeans on top. With a sharp wit, he pointed out the obvious: intelligence isn’t a racial trait but a personal one. Testing intelligence with racially skewed data is like using a biased scale that’s only accurate if you want it to be. It’s bad science, plain and simple.

(4). Black Egyptians Were ‘Accidents’

The theory that ancient Egyptians were “accidentally” Black due to a misunderstanding of skin tone or lighting. You know, because it’s totally possible that sunlight and climate mysteriously tanned only a few Egyptians while the rest stayed fair-skinned Europeans in disguise. Diop calmly (and with brutal sarcasm) showed that not only were Egyptians Black, but their culture was deeply rooted in African traditions, language, and religious practices.

(5). The ‘Hamite’ Hypothesis

This delightful gem suggested that any trace of “civilization” in Africa was actually the work of wandering Caucasians (because, of course, only they could “civilize” things). Diop tore this apart by pointing out that not only is Africa the cradle of humanity, but African societies developed complex civilizations independently, often preceding European advancements by millennia. Imagine taking credit for someone else’s work and then blaming them for not keeping up — that’s the “Hamite Hypothesis” in a nutshell.

(6). Egyptian and Greek Timeline Manipulations

According to some early historians, Greece just had to come first, despite all evidence of Egyptian civilization thriving thousands of years before. Diop was quick to point out the absurdity: Egyptian writing, architecture, and even astronomy were well established while the Greeks were still figuring out how to cook. It’s like someone claiming they invented sliced bread while standing next to an ancient bakery.

(7). The Myth of the “Noble Savage”

The idea that Africans were primitive until Europeans came along to “civilize” them is as outdated as powdered wigs. Diop didn’t just counter this; he dismantled it with archaeological proof of African cities, art, and empires that were centuries, if not millennia, old. This myth was so clearly self-serving, it’s like crediting a mechanic for inventing the car they’re repairing.

(8). Skin Color and Civilization’s Quality

The theory went like this: the lighter your skin, the more “civilized” your society. You can almost see Diop rolling his eyes at this one. Using extensive evidence from African civilizations, he showed that sophistication has nothing to do with skin tone. He must have had a field day comparing this to thinking pink walls make a house stronger.

In sum, Diop made clear that these pseudoscientific ideas were, well, ridiculous. His use of sarcasm, backed by solid research, wasn’t just for entertainment; it was a powerful way of making the absurdity of these myths crystal clear. Today, thanks to scholars like Diop, we can see these theories for what they were: candy for the uninformed.