King Wasiu Omogbolahan Ayinde Mashall is fit to be the new Awujale of Ijebu ode. This great Nigerian checked all the boxes. He has buruku owo. He has juju. So much juju that he can kill an Elephant by slapping the beast with his cap. I know at the sight of KWAM 1’s cap the Ajanaku beast will lule. This creator of Fuji music has connections. In our Nigeria of today. That is all you need. So to become the Oba of Ijebu ode, you do not need to pour libations to Orunmila, Sango, Ogun lakaye or Oduduwa. Fuck all those moribund gods. If you ask me they should all be taken to the Lagos lagoon. Drown all these useless good for nothing gods. They will not matter in the appointment of the next Awujale of Ijebu Ode.
KWAM 1 knows that. This man is that intelligent. We all know that too. We can not be that stupid to think the Oracle is consulted to appoint a new Oba these days. Look at the new Alafin of Oyo Kingdom. Tell me the Oracle was consulted before that idiot was appointed. It was his money stupid. It was his connections to high power stupid. My point exactly. KWAM 1 has that powerful connection. He has the influence. He is fit to be a King. I am not talking of the Nigeria of yesterday. The Nigeria when the gods were revered. That was the long time ago in Bethlehem Nigeria. The Nigeria when the Tortoise was the star and most intelligent in every fable.
This is now Tinubu’s Nigeria. He is now the Oduduwa. He is the Orunmilla. This powerful god is now the Yemoja of Yoruba kingdom. Our Father in Aso Rock knows the cultural relevance of KWAM 1. He knows that just like him the creator of Fuji music is not perfect. He is a drunk. He is a womanizer. An arrogant bastard. All the essential credentials you need to be a King in Yoruba land. Point to be an Oba that does not seat squarely on that throne? I may be wrong. I am a Sigidi god. Throw me into the Majidun River for that stupid generalization.
But my point that should not be lost is that KWAM by virtue of his closeness and relationship with god Tinubu should get that appointment. He should be the next Awujale of Ijebu Ode. From EMILOKAN to EMILOKAN. All you hates should go and worship Obatala and see how far that will get you. As for me and KWAM 1 Tinubu is the god we worship. And that is why the next Awujale of Ijebu-Ode will be no other than was able to stop an air plane with his hands. KWAM 1 has the capacity to extrapolate the nail out of a wood with his teeth. Reasons why he is fit to be a King. The Oracle should shut up!
BY JAIYEOLA AJASA
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